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I did the Google Analytics IQ test (doesn’t have anything to do with intelligence quotients) yesterday and got four questions wrong (out of seventy). It’s a good result by anyone’s standards, but I feel a little hard done by.
It’s not possible to find out which questions were answered incorrectly, and that’s a bit frustrating. I [...]

Announced for general release on the 3rd of March, 2009, the GA IQ test is said to be an essential and compulsory test for all Google Analytics Authorized Consultants. At least two members of each GAAC company must sit and pass the examination, with failure meaning review of the GAAC licence.
But wait – it seems [...]

(This post is satirical)
Well, here’s my opinion on the majority of the Google Analytics Authorized Consultants.
Put it this way: If Google stuck a needle and thread up their bum, a GAAC would be the first person walking around with freshly darned socks.
My gripes go further than that.
Why does every new GAAC feel they have [...]